We made some coffee this morning. Gunny comes over-
“It took us this long to get the coffee machine out…”
-Well, we didn’t have any coffee before, no reason to take the pot out if we don’t have any coffee.”
Arnold chips in- “I used to make my mom coffee every morning. Did you ever do that Renner?”
Renner responds- “No, but I used to make myself coffee in the morning.”
-“Well, I didn’t do that” replies Arnold, “I just made it for my mom because I was selfless…” and he just sits there smiling for a moment.
Suddenly, Renner asks- “What the fuck?! You want a Nobel Peace Prize or something?!”
What does every man want to do upon his return? He wants to hug his son, kiss his wife, then eat, drink, and fuck away the memories of ever being gone.