Little Willy walks...
USMC.
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I'm mostly an open book. Some chapters may or may not be redacted, revised, edited or omitted for clarity and the well-being of my career. Situation dictates.
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***THE OPINIONS IN THIS BLOG DO NOT REFLECT THE OPINIONS OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT, OR THE UNITED STATE MARINE CORPS.***
I never thought there would come a day when the biggest fucking idiot on the internet was a friend of mine on Facebook.
Goddamnit!
I do this shit all the time. Same page, same thing on different tabs.
![Can’t tell if “Great sense of humor” or “Ultimately Retarded.”
Yes “WOMEN IN THEIR DRESS BLUES” making panties disappear-
[rage]
Yeah, that’s right- look again, they’re the female version. -_-](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm3d2ry7j41qjghbyo1_500.jpg)
Can’t tell if “Great sense of humor” or “Ultimately Retarded.”
Yes “WOMEN IN THEIR DRESS BLUES” making panties disappear-
[rage]
Yeah, that’s right- look again, they’re the female version. -_-
(via katmarz)
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(Redacted): Oh look at that dog, if it comes up on the road, run it over.
Cpl. Casteleiro: You must be out of your FUCKING MIND if you think that’s gonna happen. What the fuck is wrong with you?
This goes to all the poolees and “en-route to becoming marines” following me. When you go on deployments, do not do any fucked up shit like this. If shit gets hard, talk to somebody. Killing shit that doesn’t need to be killed is not the answer, and it’s not going to make you feel any better.
And if you do it around me or any NCO that gives a damn, I fucking guarantee you end up in the brig.
well um- TRY TURNING ON YOUR ASK.
- Owens: hey brother, we're changing trucks. Hackman's not driving the 4-by anymore so he's going to drive that truck.
- Owens: we can take either of those two back there.
- Casteleiro: why doesn't Hackman take one of those two and we can just stay with this one? I mean, all our shit's already here.
- Owens: uh- I don't know, just doing what I'm told.
- Casteleiro: yeah- my bad. I guess I'm just one of those few motherfuckers perpetually bound by the need to make sense.
The main dude snaps and sends a nasty e-mail to his hottie German pen pal. She blocks his e-mail address so he decides to embark on an overseas adventure with his friend. When they get to Europe they meet up with another two friends. One friend gets ass-raped by a dominatrix while the geeky one gets a blow job. They end up on a nude beach that turns out to be a cock-fest. The two friends that are brother and sister make out with each other. In the end, the dumb ass friend lights up the pope’s hat on fire, then throws it in the fireplace making everyone believe the pope is dead…
All of this so the main dude could save himself the trouble of- wait for it- creating a new e-mail address.
