“This is my amazing girlfriend/significant other.”

And you think-

what the fuck is so *****amazing**** about her? Does she do tricks and shit?
it’ll happen.
In reality, it came out of an MRE that was sitting in the sun… which, I guess was hot enough to melt it.
lol, I think about it every time I say that.
Take a look at this…

And uh… what do you call this? Is this not “still posting about it”?
