Little Willy walks...
Corporal Casteleiro, G. A.
USMC.
0341
I'm mostly an open book. Some chapters may or may not be redacted, revised, edited or omitted for clarity and the well-being of my career. Situation dictates.
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USMC.
0341
I'm mostly an open book. Some chapters may or may not be redacted, revised, edited or omitted for clarity and the well-being of my career. Situation dictates.
disclaimer: You follow me and I guarantee I check out your blog. I may follow you back.
***THE OPINIONS IN THIS BLOG DO NOT REFLECT THE OPINIONS OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT, OR THE UNITED STATE MARINE CORPS.***
Posts tagged "lmao"
Webcam fun! Pre FTX edition. Since it’s voluntary this time, I’m not angry. Also featuring, hand and arm signals.
Can you guess what those are?
Okay, from top left-
- “I’m about to punch in the face.”
- “Surf’s up, dude!!!”
- “What the fuck are you doing? Look at your map, idiot!”
- Invisible wall- “I’m not talking to you right now.”
- Woman power! (freeze).
- I farted… “gas, gas, gas!”
- Myrna: [moves more and more into my side of the bed in her sleep]
- Me: What the hell? How about you use that entire- EMPTY- 35% of the bed on your side?
- Myrna: SSHHSSHHHHHHH...
- [pause]
- Me: What?
- Myrna: [eyes still closed] I'm thinking... [continues sleeping]
- Me: About what?
- Myrna: ... how to kick your ass without moving...
- Myrna: I'm not supposed to have fish.
- Me: you're not supposed to have fish ***high in mercury***
- Myrna: well I don't know which fish ate mercury!!!
- Phoebe: one of my clients died on the massage table this morning.
- Chandler: huh... that's a little more relaxed than you want them to get.
Ross: Look, would you guys grow up? This is the most natural beautiful thing in the world.
Joey: Yeah, we know, but there’s a baby suckin’ on it!
lol, I think about it every time I say that.
I couldn’t help myself.
Dale: Even if he found that roach, how could he find us?
Saul: Um… heat-seeking missiles… bloodhounds… and foxes… barracudas…
Dale: I’m just - I’m kind of flabbergasted when you say things like that. It’s weird.
Saul: Thank you.
Dale: Not a compliment.
Saul: Um… heat-seeking missiles… bloodhounds… and foxes… barracudas…
Dale: I’m just - I’m kind of flabbergasted when you say things like that. It’s weird.
Saul: Thank you.
Dale: Not a compliment.
Pineapple Express
Fuck making sense.
Facebook is on fire today.
saw this and thought of you :) oh! happy birthday, by the way :D hope you and your wife (and mini-g)are in good health <3
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thank you
