Little Willy walks...

Corporal Casteleiro, G. A.
USMC.
0341

I'm mostly an open book. Some chapters may or may not be redacted, revised, edited or omitted for clarity and the well-being of my career. Situation dictates.

disclaimer: You follow me and I guarantee I check out your blog. I may follow you back.


***THE OPINIONS IN THIS BLOG DO NOT REFLECT THE OPINIONS OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT, OR THE UNITED STATE MARINE CORPS.***
Posts tagged "hilarious"
  • Phoebe: one of my clients died on the massage table this morning.
  • Chandler: huh... that's a little more relaxed than you want them to get.

You made my day with this.

What’s that? That’s the sound of morale taking a fifty cal round between the eyes.

What the Fuck Marine! Part 2 (by HanKyleSolo)

“Show me the mathematical equation that you fucking solved that figured out the fucking problem for low ammo.”

I never thought there would come a day when the biggest fucking idiot on the internet was a friend of mine on Facebook. 

I never thought there would come a day when the biggest fucking idiot on the internet was a friend of mine on Facebook. 

Reflection (por TheEcho4charlie)

Myrna singing. Very funny. 

sweetnsourgirl replied to your video: Okay. I know it looks like I’ve been spamming shit…

i’m not sure what “it” is supposed to be… i looked through your page to see if you mentioned what you were shooting but, call me and idiot if you must, i didn’t see reference. i thought this was a neat video though. i liked the music and scenery

Are you serious?

Well I guess I must-

It = the video*

*It was filmed (shot) using an iPhone. Since you know- iPhones aren’t firearms and all.

That just happened.

That cappuccino thing looks deericious. 

Sometimes in the middle of the night, I think of something that’s funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or if the pen’s too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain’t funny
Mitch Hedberg
I saw a lady on the TV and she was born without arms. Literally- she was born with her hands attached to her shoulders. And that was sad, but then they said ‘Lola doesn’t know the meaning of the word can’t,’ and that to me was actually kinda worse in a way- you know? Not only does she not have arms, but she can’t understand simple contractions. It’s very simple, Lola- you just take two words, you put ‘em together, you take out the middle letters, you put a coma in there and your raise it up.
Mitch Hedberg

This is how I do poetry.