Little Willy walks...
Corporal Casteleiro, G. A.
USMC.
0341
I'm mostly an open book. Some chapters may or may not be redacted, revised, edited or omitted for clarity and the well-being of my career. Situation dictates.
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***THE OPINIONS IN THIS BLOG DO NOT REFLECT THE OPINIONS OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT, OR THE UNITED STATE MARINE CORPS.***
USMC.
0341
I'm mostly an open book. Some chapters may or may not be redacted, revised, edited or omitted for clarity and the well-being of my career. Situation dictates.
disclaimer: You follow me and I guarantee I check out your blog. I may follow you back.
***THE OPINIONS IN THIS BLOG DO NOT REFLECT THE OPINIONS OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT, OR THE UNITED STATE MARINE CORPS.***
Posts tagged "funny"
- Squids PTing: left, left, lefty right ley'o.
- Squids: we love to double time...
- Squids: 'cause we do it all the time...
- Me: no you don't!
- Squids: ...
- Squids: ...
- Me: so, basically, this doctor's job is to annoy the shit out of his patients.
- Myrna: That would be the most awesome job for me. It'd be perfect. You could be on my resume.
I wonder if he knows…
My sister is fat as fuck and she has the audacity to post on Facebook today ‘I didn’t make it to the gym today,’ so I was like no shit! That makes eight years in a row!
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- Myrna: [moves more and more into my side of the bed in her sleep]
- Me: What the hell? How about you use that entire- EMPTY- 35% of the bed on your side?
- Myrna: SSHHSSHHHHHHH...
- [pause]
- Me: What?
- Myrna: [eyes still closed] I'm thinking... [continues sleeping]
- Me: About what?
- Myrna: ... how to kick your ass without moving...
I spend my whole weekends with my wife and kids- come Monday, I’m really ready for work. When I go on leave, there has to be points when I’m away from them, like fishing, or hunting, sitting alone in my car drinking a fountain soda…
Corporal Cohee
“You boot bitch! That was the last zebra!!! You had to go and eat it! What the fuck?!?! I’m hungryyyyy!!!!”
*high five* to whoever reads this.
Thank you God!
No babies for me! Ha
This should definitely have the #LOL tag on it.
Thanks for the laughs!
#LMAO too.
- Myrna: I'm not supposed to have fish.
- Me: you're not supposed to have fish ***high in mercury***
- Myrna: well I don't know which fish ate mercury!!!
- Phoebe: one of my clients died on the massage table this morning.
- Chandler: huh... that's a little more relaxed than you want them to get.
“Hey Blocker, how’s your diet going?”
