There’s this Doc I was with in Trek Nawa that always tells me he doesn’t recognize me without the six inches of hair on top of my head. I was stuck at a PB for four months while everyone else rotated out. I never got a haircut. I was a hairy fucking beast.
Today he passes me by in the hallway while I’m waiting to get pecker-checked for a piss test and he doesn’t say anything.
-“Yeah, Roland- just keep walking and don’t say nothing. I’m not even here. Pretend we didn’t spend all those long nights in the COC watching Jersey Shore…”
[I did my most dramatic “look away ‘cause my feelings are hurt” face]
“Dude- I don’t know who are anymore- you’re like a different guy.”