March 2012
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February 2012
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godfatheractual reblogged your photo: holleringandshouts: One fucked up baby … Never. Ever. Have. Children.
Feb 29th
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rakuli replied to your post: He gave the door his best kick but instead of… This is a pretty powerful little piece, Gary. Nice. Thank you, sir. 
Feb 29th
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themostdistantstar reblogged your photo: How to break down a Marine Corps “group photo”. what are all the lines pointing to, I can’t see anything but sand. Are you blind? 
Feb 29th
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He gave the door his best kick but instead of swinging open, he kicked right through it. Now, with his foot stuck in the door, on the verge of death, and still not knowing who or what was inside, he looked at me and with a surprised smile on his face. His eyes were wide as the moon. He scoffed, shook his head and mouthed- -“Not like this.” When we pummeled through the door there was...
Feb 29th
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aimlessme: I approve. 
Feb 29th
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Fake tits, fake lips, fake lashes, fake hair, fake...
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Feb 29th
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Feb 28th
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nobody trains to be runer up.: "My fat as needs to... →
iifyouonlyknewme: Soon as i walk in the recruiting office — Staff Sargent Vela: Have you been running? me: what? of course i am, what are you calling me fat or what? lol *looks at my stomach* Staff Sargent Vela: well a your recruiter told me what u said when he asked you how you did on our after the 6 mile… Staff Sargent, huh?  Man, I can just smell supply/accounting from here. 
Feb 28th
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http://secretedsins.tumblr.com/post/18439314567/alltheextrastuff-imsweets-ooh-rah There seems to be some disagreement over whether or not injuries sustained were truly accidental, or if the marines sent to raise money for a children’s charity would pound the guy senseless for injuring one of their own in public. or let/force him to have an accident and simply enjoy … painful...
Feb 28th
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"Good afternoon, Corporal" doesn't usually come in...
So I addressed the PFC- -“Hey, you might want to use your man-voice next time.” I may have offended her.
Feb 28th
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At SOI.
“If you’re Weapons Platoon, I’m going to PT you to the dirt…” Oh, fuck that… “But you’ll only go to the field twice. The 11’s live in the field.” Sign me up! 120 GT right here! Mortarman? I’ll take it. :D
Feb 28th
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I’m at Camp Johnson taking some comm class. Last time I was here we had a hot ass instructor. Now we got f’n Zach Galifianakis teaching this one.
Feb 28th
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Anonymous asked: I've always wanted to be a soldier, and I plan to join the British army as an officer when I finish my degree. The only thing that troubles me is whether or not i would be willing to take a life under a non-stress circumstance. I understand that you may not want to discuss this topic, but if you do; how do you feel about, and/or rationalize, the right to kill?
Feb 28th
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Anonymous asked: So it's more difficult to become a Navy Seal basically? I heard that Marines and Navy Seals train together in some cases or is that false information?
Feb 27th
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Anonymous asked: ARE yousaying navy seals are bigger badasses that marines????
Feb 27th
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Anonymous asked: What's the difference between Marine Infantry and Navy Seals? Do they do completely different tasks or are they similar?
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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daisysoverrdiamonds asked: I forgot to tell you CONGRATS! I have a feeling you will be a wonderful father! Good luck to you and your beautiful wife!:)
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Anticipation.
lookatmegooo: -“My stomach’s been out of whack today.” “Are you nervous?” Asked my wife. -“Maybe.” “Why? The baby’s not coming for a while.” Found out this weekend I’m going to be a dad.  -“No, about the ten miles I have to run tomorrow.” After a couple of insults under her breath, she proceeded to laugh.  I’m dreading it and looking forward to it at the same time. And after...
Feb 26th
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“I run because however long I go, however fast I get there, I’m certain it’s the...”
– (via lookatmegooo)
Feb 26th
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Dear you,
I know that we’re all somewhat hardwired to resist unsolicited advice. But, seeing as my entire job in life is to offer free advice, you should really listen to me once in a while. Love, Spellcheck
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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tempestfilledeyes replied to your video: Duke (by TheEcho4charlie) Duke’s trying to take a… Is it just the angle of the camera, or is Duke kinda majorly overweight? Sorry, vet tech coming out in me… No, that’s mostly hair. Short and stubby is normal for his breed. 
Feb 26th
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Thanks everyone!!!
I promise you this isn’t going to become a baby blog (I hate that shit too). Unless it’s hilarious- then I’ll share. :D
Feb 25th
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tempestfilledeyes: echo4charlie replied to your post: Ok, first Stacie, now Gary… my biological clock is… there’s kind of a big step you gotta take to get there, yo. Yeah, yeah… workin’ on it. John’s got the money for my ring, I’m just working through some things before I’m ready to settle down…  Plus, we’re both so financially unstable right now… marriage might work, but kids would be a HUGE...
Feb 25th
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martinismocha replied to your video: Big news. (by TheEcho4charlie) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH If this is a prank I’ll be so pissed. Congrats! I’ll be pissed too. 
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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I'm going to the gym. Where's my headphones?
lookatmegooo:
Feb 25th
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mnitto replied to your post: mnitto replied to your post: chemistry-rested… OH HELL NO LOL IT IS ON . I will surprise attack you, Sir.
Feb 25th
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mnitto replied to your post: chemistry-rested replied to your post: Hey man,… I would challenge yours but I’m going running. That seems like the better use of your time.
Feb 25th
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chemistry-rested replied to your post: Hey man, I’m not judging. I was just curious! I bet you have the greatest .gif folder on the planet. Probably not. But I’m working on it. 
Feb 25th
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Anonymous asked: Hey man, I'm not judging. I was just curious!
Feb 25th
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Anonymous asked: Ah. So does she have bad grammar..?
Feb 25th
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Anonymous asked: Wait, was that ask from your wife or just some troll?
Feb 25th
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Anonymous asked: Gary, pick up your phone!!!! This is pretty sad when the only way i can contact is thru tumblr. love your wife
Feb 25th
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sunshinesoccercoitis replied to your post: Just cause I found the question interesting “Describe your life as a poolee, and what advice would you give to someone about to go to boot camp.” What’s EAS’d? End of Active Service.
Feb 25th
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dilemmachine93 asked: Just cause I found the question interesting "Describe your life as a poolee, and what advice would you give to someone about to go to boot camp."
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Anonymous asked: I miss you, Greg! So, how's it going, Larry? Remember the time I told you to mow my lawn? You know, cuz you're Mexican? Haha. See ya around, Terry! :P
Feb 25th
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