December 2011
Five days until I host my first Tumblr meet of...
zannus: Ready?
Dec 31st
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“I took some Karate classes so I could learn how to fight. Those are the most...”
– Felipe Esparza
Dec 31st
Anybody live ‘round Savannah, GA?
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Defecation.
I love taking a good dump. Whether it’s the brick, the pebbles, or even the waterfall shits- they don’t bother me. What bothers me, every time- the play-dough shits. You gotta sit there and wipe for like forty five years. It smears all over your toilet paper and it smears all over your ass, and it doesn’t matter how thorough you are- your wife will still find skid marks on your...
Dec 30th
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amoralfictionalism ha contestado a tu foto: The adventure is all that’s missing.  Damn. You’re fucking pro :D Hah, yeah right…
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Anonymous asked: I never understood why people bitch so much about sexist jokes. I mean, if it's funny then laugh and if it's not then don't. --A 16-year-old girl who thinks sexist jokes are hilarious.
Dec 30th
Anonymous asked: concern? Idk why asking you came to mind. we're young, i'm 20 he's 22. you're an adult, and you answer your asks so bluntly and genuinely. AND you're a Marine, so i figured hearing it from someone like you would clear things up for me. (sorry this was a 3 part anon ask lol ) thanks in advance
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Anonymous asked: You sleep in a polo and shorts? This video is a fake.
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hotpervymess ha contestado a tu publicación: lilysofthefield ha respondido a tu publicación:… Lillian, I’ll do it for you! Gary, stop being an ass! Lillian, I called “Greg” an ass for you! :) People call me that all the time. 
Dec 30th
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lilysofthefield ha respondido a tu publicación: lilysofthefield ha contestado a tu foto: forever a… I could call you an ass right now… but I shall refrain and go pick up the pieces of my heart you just crushed. You wouldn’t be wrong to call me that :(. I’m here for you though. I’m a nice… ass… oh
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whyd-you-sing-hallelujah ha contestado a tu foto: Comedy is my religion.  never seen this guy before, either No, no. Just… no. fuck no. HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO WILL FERRELL IS?!?! We just can’t be friends anymore. It’s over. 
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amoralfictionalism ha contestado a tu foto: forever a virgin. lol
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judsondjames ha reblogueado tu foto: click click. Those women don’t exist. False. Very very very false. 
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damn straight.
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allusionofme ha reblogueado tu publicación: freefalling12 ha contestado a tu publicación: I… It means Shit hole fort bragg, NC….fuuuuck i hate this place USMC- East Coast, West Coast, Hawaii, Japan. 
Dec 30th
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A amoralfictionalism le gusta tu vídeo: echo4charlie: Car Ride (por TheEcho4charlie)…
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whyd-you-sing-hallelujah ha contestado a tu foto: The man himself.  Let me explain. My love of… never heard of him before this. he’s creepy lookin’.
Dec 29th
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allusionofme ha reblogueado tu foto: Here, make a meme for me. PLEASE. Okay, here… HEY! I was gonna say “THATS NOT FAIR!!”…..but its true….oh so true
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Anonymous asked: Omg yuo ar so unfeelin and meen. Ur jokes are offencive and hurtfull. Seriously? Get the fuck over it people. Even paid comedians tell offensive jokes, and that's what makes them funny. If you can't laugh at yourself, who the fuck can you laugh at?
Dec 29th
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mememaster: LMAO I CAN’T MATH
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Anonymous asked: if this kind of attitude is from a Marine then the program has failed in putting discipline in the vocabulary and attitude of its soldiers, I think you should refrain from being sarcastic and draw a line between respect and disrespect here on TUMBLR, because it reflects back on you, your family and the USMC, so please if you want to entertain people be creative and thoughtful without being an ass...
Dec 29th
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That was probably about the cup and saucer grip on...
You can’t please everyone. Especially those whom, no matter what, have the obstinate mentality of choosing not to laugh. I think those are my biggest haters- people who take themselves too seriously. Which is no surprise because those are the people I hate the most. I realize not everything I write or say is going to be funny to everyone, but isn’t it shitty for someone to peg someone...
Dec 29th
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Anonymous asked: Hi, I found your blog from some sexist comment you made somewhere and after going through a few pages, I thought I'd the take time out of my day to tell you that you're a pretty shitty person. I hope you grow up soon. Cheers.
Dec 29th
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What love built.
It’s sad that more often than not, marriage tears down what love built. It’s unfortunate that so much time and energy is invested in the act of coexisting that eventually we forget what it was that brought us here in the first place.  I haven’t forgotten what it was like to watch movies holding hands on your parents’ couch, or the first time I dined with your family on...
Dec 29th
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