January 2011
What d'you call a gay phone?
erkerk:
A homophone.
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bird story
Greelish: There’s this cat by my house that caught a bird.
me: …
Greelish: And this other bird [pointing up] who was obviously [pointing down] that bird’s friend started attacking it! This bird keeps coming back trying to save his buddy and the cat just finished swallowing it and didn’t even give a fuck… he was just like “fuck you bird”
me: [utter...
Haha
sammymonster:
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Gen. James Mattis.
“I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes, if you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all.”
10 Things Apple Will Probably Announce That I Just...
bajillionhits:
You’ve probably heard by now that Apple is making some kind of big-time secret announcement deal tomorrow on their website, promising customers “a day they will never forget” (and if you haven’t heard by now, get off my site and go get your strat together).
Well through my engaged network of influencers and innovators, I’ve gotten leaked sneaks of several big bombshells my boy...
How You Order, What It Means →
emmyblotnick:
“Uh yeah can I get a…” I arrived here on skateboard
“May iiiii pllllease haveee theee…” If I knew what I wanted no way would I be polite about it
“Just gimme the…” Better buckle up because I’m about to ask for something weird on the side like it’s no big deal
“If you could, I’d love a…”…
Cable TV →
meganamram:
Get ready for these great upcoming new shows on your favorite cable TV channels in 2011!
TLC
Short AND Fat!
Large Cupcakes!: Cupcakes The Size Of Full-Sized Cakes!
Too Many Kids!
Uh Oh, I Taxadermied My Stepson!
Not Enough Kids!
Kate Plus Some Muslims! (Miniseries)
Sarah…
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So she tells me-
- “I like it, but not as a tattoo- plz make it more real plz plz” bitch it took me an hour and a half to draw/color that! If you don’t like it don’t get it tattooed, but at least show some fucking appreciation!
